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Two persons – one white and the other black – are playing a game of poker. The game has been in progress for some 300 years. One player – the white one – has been cheating during much of this time, but now announces: ‘from this day forward, there will be a new game with new players and no more cheating.’ Hopeful but suspicious, the black player responds, ‘that’s great. I’ve been waiting to hear you say that for 300 years. Let me ask you, what are you going to do with all those poker chips that you have stacked up on your side of the table all these years?’ ‘Well,’ said the white player, somewhat bewildered by the question, ‘they are going to stay right here, of course.’ ‘That’s unfair,’ snaps the black player. ‘The new white player will benefit from your past cheating. Where’s the equality in that?’ ‘But you can’t realistically expect me to redistribute the poker chips along racial lines when we are trying to move away from considerations of race and when the future offers no guarantees to anyone,’ insists the white player. ‘And surely,’ he continues, ‘redistributing the poker chips would punish individuals for something they did not do. Punish me, not the innocents!’ Emotionally exhausted, the black player answers, ‘but the innocents will reap a racial windfall.’
Racist people, interestingly, are never as polite as smokers. Have you noticed that? Smokers always go, “Do you mind if I smoke? Oh, you do? Okay, I’ll go outside and have a cigarette.” Racist people never go, “Do you mind if I’m racist? Oh, I’ll go outside … fucking blue people, eh? Coming here, steal our hamsters …”.
Eddie Izzard (via justjasperstfuracists, evilsocialist) (via posthumanism)
sophiologist:

stfuracists:

sendmelies:

I’ve never benefited from racism!

Another great comic strip.
ETA: Comic by Barry Deutsch

sophiologist:

stfuracists:

sendmelies:

I’ve never benefited from racism!

Another great comic strip.

ETA: Comic by Barry Deutsch