
It gets better.

Bellville and Hempstead are both rural towns in Texas. And no, that’s not why you can’t go there. You can’t go there because you’re an idiot.
To make matters worse:

This person actually likes politics and books. The only young people that care about politics (outside of bandwagon-hopping Obama voters) hate democrats and GAYS!!
We are so inconceivably fucked.